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Penguin Driving Through the Desert

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by The Expendable, Jun 1, 2009.


  1. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    OK, here's my favorite joke...

    A penguin was driving through the desert. He was feeling good... he had the radio cranked up and the a/c cranked down. All of a sudden his car started overheating and smoke started pouring out from under the hood. Well, he was a little worried, but thankfully there was a small town just up the road.

    He made it to a repair shop, and the service manager told him, "have a seat in our customer lounge and we'll check out your car." The penguin waddled into the customer lounge and sat down. He looked out the front window and saw an ice cream shop across the street. Well, as you know, penguins love ice cream. So he hopped down off the chair and waddled across the street.

    He ordered his favorite, a double-scoop vanilla ice cream cone. He was slurping it down, waddling back across the highway... the sun was so hot, and the ice cream was melting down on his flippers, running down his chin, making a terrible mess.

    He waddled back into the repair shop just as the service manager walked out. The manager told him, "looks like you blew a seal", to which the penguin answered, "NO, IT WAS ICE CREAM, I SWEAR!!!"
     
  2. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

  3. The Expendable

    The Expendable Bread and Circus Master

    BigUglyOne, thanks! I think I know you... well, I don't know... I've got some pretty big ugly friends anyway. :)
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  5. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    You know how it is CRC- my love for you is so strong that I have to keep my distance or I'll explode[gone][dancindevil]






    OK, I been in and out, here and there :D









    [chopper]
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member




    Your nose just grew there, Pinnochio.... ;)
     
  7. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Would you believe Lust, then ??? [do-it][touchdown]
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Nah.....


    Life just got in the way, huh?


    Good to see you back... :)
     
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