OK, here's my favorite joke... A penguin was driving through the desert. He was feeling good... he had the radio cranked up and the a/c cranked down. All of a sudden his car started overheating and smoke started pouring out from under the hood. Well, he was a little worried, but thankfully there was a small town just up the road. He made it to a repair shop, and the service manager told him, "have a seat in our customer lounge and we'll check out your car." The penguin waddled into the customer lounge and sat down. He looked out the front window and saw an ice cream shop across the street. Well, as you know, penguins love ice cream. So he hopped down off the chair and waddled across the street. He ordered his favorite, a double-scoop vanilla ice cream cone. He was slurping it down, waddling back across the highway... the sun was so hot, and the ice cream was melting down on his flippers, running down his chin, making a terrible mess. He waddled back into the repair shop just as the service manager walked out. The manager told him, "looks like you blew a seal", to which the penguin answered, "NO, IT WAS ICE CREAM, I SWEAR!!!"