Pet Fish

Discussion in 'Turf and Surf Hunting and Fishing' started by Quigley_Sharps, Oct 26, 2007.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    A guy was stopped by a game warden recently with an ice chest full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
    The game warden asked the him, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?
    "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
    "Pet fish?"
    "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take 'em home."
    "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
    He looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth. I'll show you. It really works."

    "Okay, I've GOT to see this! You don't think I'm that dumb do you."
    The guy poured the fish into the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"

    "Well, what?" said the guy.
    "When are you going to call them back?"
    "Call who back?"
    "The FISH!"
    "What fish?"[beer]
  2. annie

    annie Monkey+++

    excellent ![LMAO]
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Too funny![LMAO]
  4. fritz_monroe

    fritz_monroe Guest

    Now that's funny.
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