So..Wifey wanted to hit Pet Smart this am and pick-up a ''Soft Collar'' ? Which we did at about 10:30 am, We walk in and there is about a dozen puppy's and full grown dog's in a 3' cage on the right with about 6/7 old gal's standing around Ohh'ing and Ahh'ing the dog's. Cool so far ! Wife goes over and join's the herd of wilderbeast and me ? What the Hell ! I walk over ! I spot 2 of the Heinz 57's with a bit of Beagle in em' So i think Hmm... Walk over to the lady working the pound puppy's ? Being the Oilfield guy that i am, I ask her if any of these dog's will hunt ? She give's me the 1/4 cock look and then say's No ! Ok, I ask her if these 2 with beagle in em' will hunt rabbit's ? She give's me the 1/2 cock look this time... Hmm, Ok Lady ya'll have any rabbit's here in the store we could throw in there too check em' out with ? If you do , The one's that chase the rabbit..I'll take !!! I now get the Full Monty Head cock...and...We have no rabbit's in the store sir ! Me, To bad, The 2 with beagle in em' looked like good dog's. So i move on the get the ''Soft collar'', Wifey is still hung up yapping with the head wilderbeast at the dog pen... I grab another gal that work's there and ask her about the collar's and she's on her game, Lead's me right to them. I pick one out and head for the check-out and, Low and Behold ! I go to pay for it and Mr.Tutti-Frutti ask me if i want to donate to the dog's in the pen ! Me..Hell No ! None of those dog's will hunt ! Mr. T.F. Give's me the 1/4 tilt head look and ask's, What do you mean sir ? Me, I ask that old gal over there if any of those dog's would run a rabbit and the one's that did i would take home and she said none would hunt ! Mr. T.F. Give's me the 1/2 head cock ! Me, Say,You have any rabbit's in the store we could throw in there and check out those dog's with ? Mr.T.F. Give's me the full monty head tilt like his brain is in overload... Then..Ahh, We have no rabbit's here. Me, To bad. How much do i owe you ?...I pay-up.. Go to leave..and Wifey is still hung-up talking to the head wilderbeast. I walk past her and tell her i'm heading out to Academy and if she wanted to ride..come-on ! Which she did.. So if any of you guy's and gal's go to Pet Smart.. Good Luck..The dog's don't hunt ! Later.