PETA asks to lessen the suffering of dairy cows

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tracy, Sep 25, 2008.


  1. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    [beer]
     
  2. toemag

    toemag Monkey++

    I have never made ice cream so I don't know just how much milk you'd be needing?

    It'll be cheese next and you need a lot of milk to make cheese.[ROFL].

    Don't forget it's an equal opportunities world today, so do Men have to do their bit too?

    Yet another [cow] opened by a bunch of nut's.

    Tony
     
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    A little behind the times on that one. I remember hearing about it a few years ago that breast milk cheese was the new rage in some of the European fad food type places and was selling for HUGE money like over $100/ounce.
     
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

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    Human Breast Milk Cheese Made in France Saturday June 09th 2007, 3:42 am
    Filed under: cultural differences, food and drinks, websites, weird
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    Oftentimes you come to the logical realization that life is stranger than fiction, even stranger than the fiction from your most oddball, esoteric films.This farm is so strange that I have to believe it really exists - though, my first thought was that it’s a hoax.
    Le Petit Singly is a farm that specializes in making cheese from women’s breast milk. Are you imagining the milking process? Admittedly, that imagery makes me come to the conclusion that it’s an absolutely bizarre and crazy world of cheesemaking in little ole Singly, France. But, no. I think the “donors” bring their milk to the farm, or something like that.
    The cheese is produced exactly like it would be for cow’s milk and apparently tastes like it has hints of hazelnut. I still have my doubts about its existence, though. The farm says the cheese is rich in vitamins and nutrients but I don’t think these survive after being ultra-pasteurized. Also, they have an “AB” label, which is the official label for organic products. Does that mean that the women all grazed on organic?
    Anyway, you can order breast milk cheese online from le Petit Singly, if you’re interested. Will this be the next trend in the foodie world? You know, something on the menu at Thomas Keller’s The French Laundry (or Per Se), El Bulli or your un-run-of-the-mill experimental haute cuisine. I can hear the waiter now, “Your next course, course 5 out of 13 courses, is a palette cleanser consisting of deep fried fois gras marbles coated in a crispy fig and pine nut crumble. The fois gras marbles are fried in extra virgin Argan oil that was infused with 6 very rare and different herbs found only around the area surrounding Mount Kilamanjaro. The fois gras marbles sit proudly on their foundation of 5 paper-thin slices of exclusive fromage duh Fwahnce (”cheese” is too ordinary) made from FRENCH mother’s milk. (”breast milk” sounds too scary and thus, not very posh.) In between each slice of fromage is a succulent layer of organic creme fraiche, Beluga caviar, French capers and candied pecans - and the whole ensemble is lightly splashed with aged, vintage balsamic vinegar. Oh, and by the way, you must eat this dish wearing these 3D glasses to experience the full visual and culinary effect combined. Bon Appetit.”
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    Le Petit Singly, Breast Milk Cheese
    Website in French: Le Petit Singly
    Email: petitsingly@lycos.fr
     
  5. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Clyde?
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Clyde will select an appropriate vintage to go with this palette cleanser. It will take a bit of study, I'm sure, to improve upon the simplistic answer of a '58 sneaky pete.
     
  7. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Instead of titties and beer now its titties and cones?
    :shock:
     
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Dang it, Quig! Now I have a Madonna image in my head. Aaaargh!
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  9. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    That's one cow I could do without taser1
     
  10. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    +1
     
  11. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Is that female holstein preparing to be milked or is she waiting for her "bull" to mount. Either way, this thread is making me thirsty!
     
  12. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Friends, Monkeys, Countrymen. I can't thank you enough for requesting my astute observations:

    I was just sitting here and thinking how unfair this really is. Now, I think PETA is being quite sexist in their portrayal of women; however, I have the solution.

    I think, in the interest of equality, we could solve the entire ice cream problem simply. All women should milk their men 2-3 times a day either orally or through other orificial means that would decrease the desire for breast milk or breasts in general and eliminate the overall problem of women not only being thought of as sexual objects but also as dairy cows while decreasing the need for women to bring home Ben & Jerry's "Chubby Hubby" Ice Cream.

    The real result would be a sudden and rapid drop in the divorce rate and more men smiling all day long and thinking about "old bessie", the milk maid at home versus the one across the bar.

    The PETA people are brilliant and I can not thank them enough for planting this seed in my mind and since I believe in personal responsiblity, I will propose this solution to ease the animal suffering to my wife tonight and see if it spills over into marital bliss or if I will just need to purchase a few more guns and go shooting more often and think about the picture of the human "holstein" preparing to be milked while waiting for her bull boy to mount!

    Trust me...I am a genius!
     
  13. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    [peep]

    [worthless]
     
  14. homeshow

    homeshow Monkey++

    +1000
     
  15. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Todays news kinda balances the scales a bit...
    Testicular stem cells seem as versatile as embryonic stem cells <!--startclickprintexclude--> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="25"> <tbody><tr> <td class="datestamp">Posted <script type="text/javascript">document.write(niceDate('10/8/2008 1:00 PM'));</script>1d 6h ago | Comments15 | Recommend2</td> <td align="right"><!-- EdSysObj ID="SSI-B" FRAGMENTID="13417811" rberthol -->E-mail | Save | Print | <script type="text/javascript"> <!-- var tempshowReprintSSI = ""; if(window.showReprintSSI) { tempshowReprintSSI = showReprintSSI; } if ((navigator.os.indexOf("Mac")==1) && (navigator.type==2)) { // macIE if((document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value == "0") || (document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value=="2")) { if(document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value == "2"){ document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value = "0"; } else{ document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value = "1"; } if(tempshowReprintSSI == 'showReprintSSI'){ writeReprintLink(); } writeSubscribeToLink(); } else { document.forms.hiddenValForm.hiddenMacPrintValue.value = "2"; } } else {// non macIE - write top and bottom if(tempshowReprintSSI == 'showReprintSSI'){ writeReprintLink(); } writeSubscribeToLink(); } function writeReprintLink(){ document.write('Reprints & Permissions | '); } function writeSubscribeToLink(){ var url = document.location.toString(); var urlArray = url.split("/") var nurl = ""; for (i = 3; i < urlArray.length - 1; i++) { if(i<urlArray.length-2){ nurl += urlArray + "|"; } else { nurl += urlArray; } } document.write('[​IMG]'); } //--> </script>[​IMG]<!-- /EdSysObj --> </td> </tr> </tbody></table><!--endclickprintexclude--> <!--startclickprintexclude--> <table style="float: left;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td>
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    <script src="http://d.yimg.com/ds/badge.js"></script> <!--endclickprintexclude--><!-- /EdSysObj --> By Seth Borenstein, AP Science Writer
    WASHINGTON — Cells taken from men's testicles seem as versatile as the stem cells derived from embryos, researchers reported Wednesday in what may be yet another new approach in a burgeoning scientific field.
    The new type of stem cells could be useful for growing personalized replacement tissues, according to a study in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature. But because of their source, their highest promise would apply to only half the world's population: men.
    Embryonic stem cells can give rise to virtually any tissue in the body and scientists believe they may offer treatments for diseases like Parkinson's and diabetes and for spinal cord injuries.
    The testicular cells avoid the ethical dilemma of embryonic stem cells, which are harvested in a process that destroys the embryos. For that reason, some people, including President George W. Bush, oppose their use for ethical or religious reasons.
    "The advantage these cells have in comparison to embryonic stem cells is that there is no ethical problem with these cells and that they are natural," said study lead author Thomas Skutella, a professor at the Center for Regenerative Biology and Medicine in Tuebingen, Germany.
    FIND MORE STORIES IN: White House | Germany | Boston | Parkinson | Nature | President George W. Bush | Harvard Stem Cell Institute | Medicine | Tuebingen | Jack Marburger | Center for Regenerative Biology
    Using testicular cells isn't the only promising method that avoids embryos; there have been impressive experiments in reprogramming ordinary body cells into stem cells by slipping certain genes into them.
    The new findings and the reprogrammed cells — which still have technical hurdles — "take some pressure off the stem cell issue," said White House science adviser Jack Marburger.
    Earlier studies showed promise using so-called spermatogonial cells from the testes of mice. The new study used cells taken from biopsied tissue from 22 different men undergoing various medical treatments. The men ranged in age from 17 to 81. Researchers found that after a few weeks of growth, the cells could differentiate into various types of cells just like those taken from embryos.
    Other scientists hailed the idea as promising, but not a reason to give up on research on embryonic stem cells.
    "It's exciting. We could do it for males; that leaves women without as easy a method," said stem cell scientist George Daley of Children's Hospital in Boston and the Harvard Stem Cell Institute. He was not part of the new research.
    Embryonic stem cells "have their own place in biology," Daley said.
    Skutella said a female equivalent could be in women's egg cells, but Daley said that's unlikely because of the makeup of those cells.
    Using the new findings to treat patients could take years. But Daley said the work on the cells from testes can benefit from a decade's worth of research into embryonic cells and advance at a fast pace.
    He said the new research showed how similar these testicular cells are to embryonic stem cells; now science needs to see what specific differences exist because those could be important.
     
  16. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    well I'll be damned....milk my monkey!
     
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