A man was doing a survey for the Vasoline company, stopping people on the street and asking people how they used it. Man: Excuse me Ma'm do you use Vasoline? Woman: Why yes, I do. Man: And what do you use it for? W: To remove my makeup for fire starters and UHMM sex. M: Your the first person I have talked to that has admitted using it for sex, may I ask you just how you use it for sex? W: Of course, when my hubbie and I go into the bedroom we smear it on the door knob to keep the kids out. snowbyrd hee hee
