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petrolium jelly joke

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by snowbyrd, Jan 18, 2007.

  1. snowbyrd

    snowbyrd Latet anguis in herba

    A man was doing a survey for the Vasoline company, stopping people on the street and asking people how they used it.
    Man: Excuse me Ma'm do you use Vasoline?
    Woman: Why yes, I do.
    Man: And what do you use it for?
    W: To remove my makeup for fire starters and UHMM :oops: sex.
    M: Your the first person I have talked to that has admitted using it for sex, may I ask you just how you use it for sex?
    W: Of course, when my hubbie and I go into the bedroom we smear it on the door knob to keep the kids out.[tinfoil101] snowbyrd hee hee
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