Ok..I am officially embarrassed to be a female..(just today though)....How could anyone fall for this???? http://news.aol.com/strange/story?id=n20060420114009990015&cid=936 Phony Doctor Gives Free Breast Exams Reuters MIAMI (April 20) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday. One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said. The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said. The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital. "He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement. At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said. Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership. _________________
Damn, now I am gonna have to stop doing this in the neighborhoods around me. I cant' stand it when someone gets over ambitous and messes it up for the rest of us citizens.
"'Scuse me, ma'am, I was just wondering if you could so that I might fondle you." Some women are soooo gullible!
"Hi, ma'am, I am with the Mobile Breast Exam Foundation. We are committed that no breast go unchecked for cancer and for this reason, I am stopping by to offer a complete exam. Are you interested in fighting cancer and extending your life? Good. This will only take 10-15 minutes." "Would you like to take your shirt off or may I...Ok, just a sec as I have never been that good with the rear clasps. Hmmm.....hmmmm...very nice tissues. Let me start by examining in circular motions....Just last week I found a tumor on a woman after i sucked on her nipple....do you mind?" "Bingo......ohhhhhhh.....I am going to have to re-examine this one"
