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Physician's opinions on the bailout

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 25, 2009.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Physicians' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package:

    The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

    The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

    The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

    Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

    Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

    The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.

    Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

    The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

    The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

    The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

    In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I hear it rubbed the masseuse the wrong way.
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    And the chiropractors thought the idea needed some adjusting.
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    One surgeon noted: "Take them or leave them, suture self."
  5. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    the gynecologist smelled something fishy.
  6. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

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