Pick up lines....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MinTX, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    Thank you for ordering "Bob & Cooter's Book of Sure-Fire Pick-up Lines"brought to you by Bubba & Cooter


    1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

    2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

    3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

    4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

    5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

    6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

    7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

    8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

    AND the best for last!

    10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Film at 11!
    I really needed that!
    Been a dry spell lately for humor.....
    I need all I can get anymore!
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    I was reading it to the girls in my office from my phoneAs I read the last line...
    I walked past my bosses office, I looked over

    he had his head down on the desk...
    laughing his ass off, trying to keep us from hearing him!
    He is SO PC.
    Nice to know we can tweak him!
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