Somebody (you know who) is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, "Everything ok with your car now?" The blonde (you know who) replies, "Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he told me all I needed was blinker fluid."
A girl was visiting her blond friend (you know who)who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HelOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
Well..we know it isn't me...The mechanic said my car is "ruint"...yesterday...so who is it? Meg Ryan? Pamela Anderson? Suzanne Somers? Oh I know..it's Hilary Clinton..right????