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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 6, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
    them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer
    who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the
    pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmer's lived sixty miles apart.
    So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to
    let the pigs mate.

    The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got
    up at 5 A.M., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the
    only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

    While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer,"How will I know if they are pregnant?"
    The other farmer replied, "If they're lying in the grass in the morning,
    they're pregnant. If they're in the mud,they're not." The next morning
    the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into
    the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

    This continued each morning for more than a week. The next morning he was too tired to
    get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and
    tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

    "Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them
    is honking the horn."

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  4. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The average orgasam of a pig lasts 30 minutes......no wonder. lol
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