Play the Office Game

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Nov 4, 2005.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Play the Office Game
    Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

    ONE POINT

    Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

    Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

    When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

    Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

    Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

    To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

    While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

    THREE-POINTS

    Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.

    Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

    Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

    FIVE POINTS

    At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

    Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

    For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'BOB'.

    Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".

    After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

    While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

    In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

    In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".

    Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

    Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"

    Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"

    Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.

    Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Dang it...

    Sitting at my desk.in my office.....People ALL around me in their offices..


    laughing my silly butt off..... :lol: [ROFL]

    STOP IT!

    I am sooooo going to get in trouble......

    No fun allowed at work... ;)
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    They think you [loco]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Oh no...I blamed it on you. They fell for it. :D
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Think? Hm. Thot it was an established fact --. [peep]
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    ~ sigh ~ Do I have to sing the song , again???????


    Some days I feel like Rodney Dangerfield...I get no [respect]








    ;)
     
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    You'd get more attention, er, I mean respect, with the :flash: smilie
     
  8. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    never mind..... ;)


    I will behave ........tonight. ;)
     
  10. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    and if you'd quit quoting it..I could have gone back and edited it out.... :unsure:















    I am told it was a pleasure and one hell of an evening..
     
  12. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b::
     
  13. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You know, in my book any woman that has the guts to :flash: gets a lot of respect from me.......................................... ;)
     
  14. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yeah, but I hear its an awfuly hairy chest. ;) [peep] lmao
     
  15. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [worthless]
     
  16. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    One thing in life I can always count on....


    Ghost.






    [ROFL]
     
  17. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You could even PM them by request. b:: lol
     
  18. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Only Magnus knows....... :D
     
  19. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [tng2]
     
  20. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Backspace
     
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