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"please fire me"

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tango3, Jun 2, 2010.

  1. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Interesting site where folks anonymously post little quips about the insanity that comes with "work" these days.
    Please Fire Me: Submit If You Can't Quit

    i.e. Please fire me. Our boss decided this year’s big “PR Improvement” project would be to make the floor 100% pet friendly. We sell furniture, and I’m now in charge of cleaning litter boxes...

    Please fire me. The headset I use at my crappy tech support job got damaged (though still working) through no fault of my own when my motorcycle slid down a wet hill with me under it. When I asked for a replacement, they informed me that due to the damage it would cost *me* $60 to replace. To make matters worse, I make $8 an hour, which is barely enough for me to make rent, forget about three meals a day, and my idiot team leader actually had the nerve to say to my face a few days ago “So, did you save up enough to replace that headset yet?”
  2. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    Just posted one from a job I had 10 years ago. I used the name John just in case anyone remembers the incident.
    BTW a real good way to get back at a boss is to sign him up for male porn. Just one site will do, they share information. Don't forget to supply his home address as well as his work address.
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