I'm a dinosaur and completely lost and could really use some help. My PC died last year and I've been using an android tablet. I broke the screen on it, and I want to use its replacement but I'd like to get some security and anonymity on the new one. BTW, the microphone is turned off, but for some reason ads for stuff I may have mentioned in conversation appear, so I still use the old one. I downloaded tor, however it wouldn't open and seemed stuck in connection mode or some cryptic digital switchboard to Hell. I've seen ads for "virtual shield", is that or something similar the way to go on a tablet? Thank you monkeys. Oh yeah, how do I REALLY make sure the mic is off?