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Please, Mary

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Jan 5, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and
    she's in tears.

    He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"

    She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last
    night."

    The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any
    last requests?"

    She says, "That he did, Father."

    The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary? "

    She says, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down that damn gun...' "
     
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :lol:
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :eek:
     
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