Poet Preppers: Gift Certificates for your Apocalimericks

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by JC Refuge, Mar 26, 2013.


  1. JC Refuge

    JC Refuge Crisis Preparedness Provider Vendor

    apocalims.

    Real preppers like a little rhyme (or is it reason?) in their chowder.

    Score a Safecastle gift certificate with your submitted Apocalimerick if it is chosen as worthy.

    For the details, see: http://www.safecastle.com/apocalimericks.aspx


    Example of an Apocalimerick:

    There was a wise prepper named Catherine
    who saw the dark clouds a gatherin'
    She joined up with Safecastle
    prepped quickly, no hassle
    then stayed dry when the stuff started splattering.
     
  2.  
  3. JC Refuge

    JC Refuge Crisis Preparedness Provider Vendor

    Apocalimericks winner #1, from Pistol Pete:

    “If ever one needed a life
    Prepper Pete does,” said his frustrated wife.
    “’Stead of dinner and dancing,”
    he said, “I’ll skip the romancing …
    for my birthday I’ll take the new knife.”
     
  4. JC Refuge

    JC Refuge Crisis Preparedness Provider Vendor

  5. JC Refuge

    JC Refuge Crisis Preparedness Provider Vendor

    9 winning Apocalimericks so far! Get in on the fun and win $20 Safecastle gift certificates ...

    apocalimericks
     
  6. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder

    Oh I got this. :D
     
  7. JC Refuge

    JC Refuge Crisis Preparedness Provider Vendor

  8. ditch witch

    ditch witch resident bacon hoarder

    Yay I got one! Just sent in some more entries too, heh. :)
     

Null

survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary
17282WuJHksJ9798f34razfKbPATqTq9E7