Real preppers like a little rhyme (or is it reason?) in their chowder. Score a Safecastle gift certificate with your submitted Apocalimerick if it is chosen as worthy. For the details, see: http://www.safecastle.com/apocalimericks.aspx Example of an Apocalimerick: There was a wise prepper named Catherine who saw the dark clouds a gatherin' She joined up with Safecastle prepped quickly, no hassle then stayed dry when the stuff started splattering.
Apocalimericks winner #1, from Pistol Pete: “If ever one needed a life Prepper Pete does,” said his frustrated wife. “’Stead of dinner and dancing,” he said, “I’ll skip the romancing … for my birthday I’ll take the new knife.”
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