Points to Ponder

Minuteman · Apr 3, 2007

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<TT>Can you cry under water?</TT>

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<TT>How important does a person have to be before they are considered <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "]<o" /></TT>

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<TT>assassinated instead of just murdered?</TT>

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<TT>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".</TT>

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<TT>but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?</TT>

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<TT>Where's that extra penny going?</TT>

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<TT>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were </TT>

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<TT>buried </TT>

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<TT>in for eternity?</TT>

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<TT>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?</TT>

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<TT>What disease did cured ham actually have?</TT>

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<TT>How is it that we put man on the moon</TT>

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<TT>before we figured out it would be</TT>

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<TT>a good idea to put wheels on luggage?</TT>

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<TT>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up </TT>

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<TT>every two hours?</TT>

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<TT>If a deaf person has to go to court,</TT>

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<TT>is it still called a hearing?</TT>

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<TT>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?</TT>

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<TT>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in </TT>

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<TT>to look at things on the ground?</TT>

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<TT>Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see </TT>

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<TT>you </TT>

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<TT>naked anyway.</TT>

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<TT>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?</TT>

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<TT>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a </TT>

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<TT>horrible </TT>

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<TT>crisp,</TT>

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<TT>which no decent human being would eat?</TT>

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<TT>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,</TT>

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<TT>why is there a stupid song about him?</TT>

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<TT>Can a hearse carrying a corpse</TT>

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<TT>drive in the carpool lane?</TT>

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<TT>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a </TT>

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<TT>coconut, </TT>

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<TT>why can't he fix a hole in a boat?</TT>

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<TT>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're </TT>

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<TT>both </TT>

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<TT>dogs!</TT>

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<TT>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why </TT>

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<TT>didn't he </TT>

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<TT>just buy dinner?</TT>

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<TT>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from </TT>

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<TT>vegetables, </TT>

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<TT>what is baby oil made from?</TT>

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<TT>If electricity comes from electrons,</TT>

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<TT>does morality come from morons?</TT>

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<TT>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same </TT>

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<TT>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?</TT>

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<TT>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at </TT>

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<TT>you, </TT>

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<TT>but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the </TT>

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<TT>window?</TT>

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gillman7 · Apr 3, 2007

If sign makers go on strike, what do they carry on the picket line?

If a sheep gets wet, does it shrink?

Tracy · Apr 3, 2007

If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. Now explain your Work Station.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?

ghrit · Apr 3, 2007

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?

Why is a mouse when it spins?

What's the difference between an orange?

Blackjack · Apr 3, 2007

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Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?
Why is a mouse when it spins?
What's the difference between an orange?
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Was my anyeurism the intended effect, or were you distracted while typing.

Minuteman · Apr 3, 2007

Minuteman · Apr 3, 2007

Why do drive up ATM machines have braille on the keypads?

Why do men have nipples?

Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

ghrit · Apr 3, 2007

But I painted it blue.

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