Political humor

Discussion in 'Politics' started by ghrit, Jun 20, 2016.


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  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Had to think this over for a bit, whether here or humor. Here won.
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    An old priest lay dying in a hospital. He had served the people of the nation’s capital for many years. He motioned for the nurse to come near.
    “Yes Father?” said the nurse.
    “I would really like to see Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama before I die” whispered the priest. “I will see what I can do” said the nurse.
    The nurse sent the request to Washington and waited for a response. Soon an answer came back; both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama would be delighted to visit the priest.
    As they were driven to the hospital Hillary commented to Obama “I don’t know why this old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images and may even help my election prospects”.
    Obama agreed it was a good thing.
    When they arrived at the priest’s room the priest took Hillary’s hand in his right hand and Obama’s hand in his left hand.
    There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face.
    Finally Obama spoke “Father, of all people you could have chosen, why did you chose us to be with you at this time when your end is so near?”
    The old priest slowly replied “I have always tried to pattern my life and behavior after our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.”
    “Amen” said Hillary. “Amen” said Obama.
    The old priest continued “Jesus Christ, our Savior, died between two lying, thieving bastards and I would like to do the same”
     
  2. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

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    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

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    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

  5. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    @Salted Weapon Sir, I must disagree. That is not humor. That is scary! And, possibly treasonous...
     
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  6. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

    Well I agree, however one has two choices laugh or cry at the stupidity as the third option as of yet no one seem to have the stomach to do. And I am not crying over the b&tch so laugh it was.
     
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    @Salted Weapon ... You should have demanded that she "Call the Cops" and then waited till they showed up..... and then have a Good Laugh, with them, while they try and educate this Dufus Woman, on what a FireArm Looks Like....
    Maybe even offered her your CellPhone, to make the Call....
     
  8. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Actually when my kids were attending public school they had a couple civil war reenactors coming in all dressed up to give a talk. Some ingnorant beeeotch saw them going in the school called the cops saying there were people with assault rifles in the school. They put the shool on "lock down" until they realized what happened. The news crew showed up and everything. If you cannot tell a civil war musket from an ak47 you are too stupid to breed!

    Yeah 1864 assault rifle maybe...
     
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  9. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

    There was a guy here about a block from a school had a back pack dressed in camo had a gun case sitting near the curb,
    school went on lock down cops showed up , about the time the cops showed a man drove up in a highboy truck to pick the guy up to go hunting ..... .NO!!NO!![seeno]
    I have a poster somewhere its of a school in Fresno California 1973, a call came in at the highschool someone was going to shoot up the school. The School told the student on the intercom and then several sturdents went to their trucks got there rifles and then sat out side the school entrance taking turns thru out the day, the shooter never showed. And this is how much in 40 years California has changed.
     
  10. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    To really understand the astonishing wisdom of the men who wrote the Constitution, it is necessary to first understand how the Constitution was illegally subverted.

    In this I refer to the redaction of the Honor Amendment, which was (and still is) the original 13th Amendment to the Constitution of the the United States.

    Stripped from the Constitution by no lawful process, it forbid (among other things) any lawyer from holding political office at any level. It also mandated the immediate and automatic loss of citizenship to any American in office who received any gift or remuneration from a foreign source.

    Accordingly, neither Barack Obama nor Hillary Clinton are United States citizens in fact, because they have both long since been bribed into automatic statelessness.

    Because the Honor Amendment was only concealed, and never repealed, it is still a part of out Constitution, and should be understood, viewed, and enforced as such.

    Anyone who wishes to understand the greatest treason that has ever occurred in the United States need only Google the Honor Amendment.
     
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  11. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Another site is Barefoot BOB's. It's where I first became aware of many attempts to enslave us. A lot of schooling and just plain good reading there. Well worth a bookmark.
     
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  12. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    It seem to me that the only people wanting criminals in office are them selves criminal.
     
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