Politics, politics, politics....

Discussion in 'Politics' started by dragonfly, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Mel Brooks once said it best in a movie: "We have the best government money can buy"....
    I tried to look up the words: Liberal and Conservative.....
    I read and I read and all I got was political rhetoric!
    ( aka: garbage and gobbledy gook)
    But, there is some good news!
    I discovered the meanings...
    NOT on the internet, but instead on non prescription items like: hand lotion ( corn huskers lotion for instance) and clove and castor oils...
    Who'd a thunk it?
    Ones says to "apply liberally"!
    In other words, use it like you'd smother ribs with BBQ sauce, and keep doing so, for as long as it takes!
    Pour the stuff on and use as much as you like as long as you can!???

    Then there's opposing view: "use this product conservatively".
    In layman's terms: Don't over do it, a dab will do ya, a little goes a long way. (Too much of a good thing may be hazardous to your health!)
    So, I have finally solved the issue that has bugged me for a long time now....
    I never knew it was so simple!
    Liberal: pour it on!
    Conservative: use with caution!
    I like it....simple is good!
    On to the next challenge....
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  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    yeah but from either side its still just bullsh*t
    just depends how deep ya wanna stand in it
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  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    "Got Waders"?
    It's gotten deep!
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Beware! Those stepping into this bottomless abyss of crap will dissappear from sight never to be seen by man nor beast forevermore.
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  5. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    *paddles his canoe on by* Whose Stepping? I'm just worried about that waterfall when It all goes down the Crapper!!!
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  6. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Somedays I feel like the guy up $&it creek without a paddle!
    And my boats got a leak!
    Oh CRAP!
  7. OzarkRecluse

    OzarkRecluse Monkey+

    Within my lifetime views about both Democratic and Republican parties have changed. Democratics were all about "State Rights" and less federal involvment. Republicans were the opposite. Both to me seem like they're ran by fools most of the time.
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  8. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    The "Commie Socialists" took over both Parties - I am done with them. :rolleyes:

    I kinda look forward to "The Crunch". We go over the falls, some of us will bob back up, climb out of the river and rebuild. Those who prep best will be climbing out quicker......... [beer]
  9. STANGF150

    STANGF150 Knowledge Seeker

    Darwinism will finally be able to work once again!!! Since Uncle Sam derailed it long ago by using our tax money to keep up the Lazy & Stupid they multiplied!!!! The smart & hardworking won't have to carry them on our backs any more!!! :D
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