Politics

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Apr 17, 2010.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    A little boy goes to his
    dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

    Dad says, 'Well son, let
    me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the
    family, so call me The President.

    Your mother is the
    administrator of the money, so call her the Government.


    We are here to take care
    of your needs, so we will call you the People.
    The nanny, we'll
    consider her the Working Class.

    And your baby brother,
    we'll call him the Future.

    Now think about that and
    see if it makes sense.'

    So the little boy goes
    off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he
    hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.


    He finds that the baby
    has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes
    to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

    Not wanting to wake her,
    he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny..

    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the
    little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

    The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

    The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****.'
     
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    I love it !!! I stole it from you and emailed it to a ton of friends and relatives. Thanks. [ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
     
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