Poo Spray

Discussion in 'Survival Medicine' started by Ganado, Jun 7, 2015.

  1. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  2. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    You wouldn't believe the things that went through my mind when I read the title of this thread.

    Homesick farm girl in the big city needs a wiff of farm?
    It's right next to Hay Spray and Horse Lotion on the shelf.
    Neat site. I showed it to my wife.
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  3. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I've used my doTerra oils for a lot of stuff, but poo spray has never crossed my mind. Probably because mine doesn't stink, but I can see how some people could need that.

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  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Lol you two are funny.

    I found this stuff for $25 a bottle an thought. I can make this for alot less.

    The key is to spray before you go to form the oil barrier on the surface

    You don't have to use dotera I make mine from Orange oil at San Francisco Herb Company. Love this store!

    reasonable priced and good quality.

    They have more than essential oils.

    Essential oils, aromatherapy oils at wholesale prices
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  5. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    So, what you are saying is...you made your own poo spray? [slow]
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  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Yes lol. I like nice smells. And a clean house. Bad broker no banana from monkey tree for you!
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  7. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I ate Hormel chili yesterday for lunch. Wooo the smells which emanated from my nethers! I honestly had to open a window and turn on a fan.

    Now, if you could bottle up THAT smell...I think you could have a potential replacement for tear gas.
  8. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I have a dog who made his own poo spray once, after he got into the trash and ate some spoiled chicken.
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  9. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Imitation skunk ewwww!
  10. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member


    You know, when they fertilize the fields up where I live, everything smells like poo.
  11. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey

    Yup.. Use the sniffer and you can find the pig farm's easily..
    OOOO, cant you smell that smell, that smell that surrounds you,:eek::eek:.. Sorry, just an old song that popped into my head...
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  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    The compelling question that I would like to ask is, whether the patented DIY "Poo Poo" Spray will convert floaters into sinkers?
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  13. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only "Down Under" where the floaters spin Backwards when going down the Crapper..... Chell....
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  14. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

  15. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    *sprays seacowboys with patchouli mixed with musk and orange* it will take you 3 showers to get that girly stink off of you.
    That was a great post it made me laugh txs
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2015
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  16. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

  17. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    So I was reading this and thinking , neat , glass spray bottle , need 15 feet shoot , Blue ?? what the ? why dye it ,
    AHHHHHHHHHHHH , your not firing this spay at the back of someone you want to smell like Poo !!
    Got it .!!
    I gave my mind a talking to , but it won the argument , again !!


    Yes , that's what I though it was :::: Liquid Ass: Foul-Smelling Fart Prank Spray Bottle
    Last edited: Apr 9, 2018
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  18. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Hahaha, This thread stinks!
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