Poof and the light comes on

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    POOF and the light goes off

    A 65-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Ray, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

    Ray replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it for when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof*!, the light goes on. When I'm done, *poof*!, the light goes off.'

    'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ray's wife. ' Gail ,' he says, 'Ray is doing fine but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof *!, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, *poof*! the light goes off?'

    'OH MY!' Gail exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!!!!'
    oldawg, Gator 45/70 and ditch witch like this.
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