Pooping in the woods

Discussion in 'Bushcraft' started by Hanzo, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

  2. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Asians, quite often, just put their feet on the seats and squat on top of the toilet. Many westerners have no idea, that they don't use toilet tissue here in this part of the world. Well, they don't use it for that purpose anyway. Often, you will find a roll of toilet tissue on the top of a table. They use them to wipe their hands after a meal.
  3. aardbewoner

    aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

    And if you happen to be in a city, you cant throw the paper in the toilet/hole,your supposed to use the bucket next to it :)
    @Hanzo Always that avoid your getting got with your pants down,and make it easier to run if needed.
  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    LOL! he has a manbun. I think the lazy is going to end up with a mess.
  5. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Well, if accuracy matters, there's always The Limbo Split...
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  6. aardbewoner

    aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

    Woman do have something with our buns .
    @Motomom34 All except the pole-dancer have a big chance to get messy.
    Maybe shitty pants is today modern nature wear ?
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  7. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor Site Supporter+

    This is just a shitty post. Also it shows gender bias, so I am going to call 911 and go lock myself in my safe place.

    @Hanzo I have seen too much with the "Cat Holing positions". Please do not post any "corn holing positions".
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  8. Lancer

    Lancer TANSTAFL! Site Supporter+++

  9. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    i cant believe they left out the " Leaner ",,,

    Who'da thunk they could write a book with 136 pages about crappin' in the woods .
    Unless the book was supposed to be used for the scratchin paper .
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  10. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    You forgot "Portland Style" which requires a Police vehicle or a US flag. Also, is that a Man Bun or a roll of TP?
  11. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    Hey I will just stick to comforts of the Thunder Bucket!

  12. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Take you pants off and kneel spread over a trench .
  13. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    That book title is hysterical...3 edition: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art. [LMAO] and it comes in paperback so after you have memorized the ways of the Lost Art, you can you it as TP.:LOL:
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  14. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Easier to run with no pants than pants around your ankle! And less chance of any, uh, mishap on your pants.
  15. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Even that can get messy if you have to #1 too.
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  16. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Have not seen that one, so will leave it to you, @tacmotusn.
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  17. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

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  18. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    When the girls were younger, I used to pack an inflatable toilet with bags. Used disposable diapers for the absorber. When they gotta go, I blow fast! Didn’t take long to inflate and big enough for adult use. Think wifee used it as much as both girls combined. Now it is just bushes. And girls don’t go on the trail as much. Mostly me, wifee and dog. Some combination of that anyway. Worked great in a vehicle too. Can keep it inflated there.
  19. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Do it Cat style, Dig a small hole, swat and blow, cover when done and your GTG!
    For hunting it's always the Bouncer! Find a good dead head, prop one or both ends up with what ever you find around, and take a seat and get to work!

    Pro Tip, flat river rocks work way better then TP, a single swipe through the crack and a good flat toss across the river, stream or lake,and you have just Deep Six'ed the evidence! A single flat rock can be washed off and reused so if you find that perfect rock, its no problem! Don't have water around, drop it in the dirt and kick it around a few times, clean as a whistle!
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  20. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    And it even says "chocolate light 'n fluffy", yummy, NOT!!!
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