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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 5, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Scenerio:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overt ake it.

    Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?











    Answer:





















    Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round"..............you're drunk.
     
  2. fuzzy

    fuzzy Monkey+++

    :lol: :lol: cute. the voice of exprence?
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [booze] :lol: :lol:
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    That wasn't me!!!!
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    Maybe not you but you might have been there. PF in front, Sniper riding drag, but we don't know who was in the fire truck --:D
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    The fireman, silly man....jeeeezy peeeeezy.....:rolleyes:
     
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