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Portable Campfire Log

Discussion in 'Functional Gear & Equipment' started by Motomom34, Apr 13, 2016.

  1. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    I have been seeing these at my local grocer-

    It is a piece of wood, a rope and the middle of the wood ready to burn. All yours for around $15. It is basically a Swedish torch but some smart person decided to market & produce them. Brilliant. Suburbanites love this stuff. Clean, easy and not gathering sticks. The perfect yuppie campfire.
    Timber Tote | The One Log Campfire | Stevens Point, WI

    Here is another brand. Welcome to OneLogFire

    After looking at these, I really think this would be a great birthday or Christmas gift for suburbanites or others.

    Swedish Torch-

    One log Fire:

    They drill the hole on the side vs the Swedish torch has deep cuts to help with air flow.
  2. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    What is so funny. You could do this. Make a bunch of these, go to the fancy place in town and sell Kellory's Kampfires for $15 each. You should start production now because camping season is almost here.
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  4. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    It's the newest pet rock:lol:
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  5. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    "What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
    rolls over your neighbor's dog?
    What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
    It's Log, Log, Log!

    It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
    It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
    Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
    Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"
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  6. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    From Stevens Point WI of all places...a little college town on the Wisconsin River in paper mill country where I did my first 2 years of college.
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Portable? Maybe just once ---
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  8. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    So... A rocket stove made of wood?
  9. AxesAreBetter

    AxesAreBetter Monkey+++

  10. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    If some college kid entrepreneur type is selling this.....he is brilliant. The urban/suburbanites love this kind of crap!!!! They will give one to every family member as a Christmas gift and call it getting better prepared!! foosed
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  11. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    this is a tough crowd, at least @Motomom34 is posting something besides T&A or politics. roll over boys and post something useful !
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  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Stop talking like my wife and telling me to roll over..... :p
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  13. yeti695

    yeti695 Monkey+

    This is funny, there are people out there with more money than sense. A few weeks ago I was watching the local news and saw a story about a new company that would let you rent chickens for eggs. Here is what the cost was and the items you can get from them.
    $499 Starter Kits gets you: Our Years of Chicken Experience, 2 Hens of Laying Age (of course you can add more), Predator Tested Coop, 50 lb Bag Of Nutreena Feed,1 Bag Pine Shavings, Water Bottle and Food Dish, 3 Month Term No Winter Hassles, Delivered, Set Up and Ready To Go!
    I was talking to a friend of mine about ways people make money in my opinion wierd ways. I just couldnt believe to think that people would do this for that much money.
  14. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    @yeti695 that is insane, rent chickens???? I am going to laugh and smile at that because that is really sad.
  15. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    $500.00 for three months of DIY eggs? Yes ma'am, that's nuts.:lol:[loco]
  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    If we went all the way down the rabbit hole of screwy things that some people are prepared to spend good money on, renting some chooks might seem quite reasonable by comparison. I might be prepared to slaughter and eat the layers once they ceased to be reliable layers....but then again I don't subscribe to Peter Singer's views on animal welfare, others might find it a little too squeamish for their liking so, they may go the rental route to assuage their conscience...I can sleep easily with the thought of neck chopping a chicken or two...some can't...they are probably best left to buy their eggs from the supermarket and close their minds to the conditions under which those eggs were produced.
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  17. yeti695

    yeti695 Monkey+

    I know when I heard that I looked it up and was like WOW. First thought who would do this. Then I thought why didnt I think of this. My wife was like we could do that, I said that we live in a rural area, most have chickens and the ones that dont for whatever reason, more than likely get eggs from a family member or friends. We give away eggs to out neighbors about every 2 weeks. Most are older people that cant do it anymore. We dont sell many of them.
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  18. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You can't eat them, chello, they are rental chickens. All you get is the work, the mess, and the eggs. (Along with the bill)
  19. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    But you also get the reward of telling your soccer mom friends that you are raising chickens. Between the portable campfire and rental chickens, I can honestly say as a society we are circling the bowl.
  20. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

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