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Post Turtle...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 11, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man.

    Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

    The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.

    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'

    The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

    The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain...

    ...'You know he didn't get up there by himself...he doesn't belong up there...he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and, you just gotta wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'

    There be a POST TURTLE...class is dismissed.
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Obama is an example.
  3. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    "The United Staes of America is the greatest country in the history of the world. I want you to join me in changing it." - Barack Obama
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member


  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I get it!
    Sounds too good, to be true!
    Now, I wonder if anyone else will get it....!
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