I'm paraphrasing this from a joke I heard earlier today at a Youth Convention... A young couple comes in to see the Pastor about the upcoming marriage. The young man is nervous and not quite sure about all of his bride's plans. The Pastor gives the young man some advice: "Say nothing. Wear what she wants you to wear and do exactly as told. She has been planning this wedding since she was a little girl." The young man sniffles a bit and nods his head. The pastor then turns to the Bride to be. "Now, About the Honeymoon, Say Nothing, Wear what he wants you to wear and do exactly what he wants you to do. He has been planning this since he was a little boy."