Pre-Marital Counseling Session

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Dec 30, 2007.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I'm paraphrasing this from a joke I heard earlier today at a Youth Convention...

    A young couple comes in to see the Pastor about the upcoming marriage.
    The young man is nervous and not quite sure about all of his bride's plans.

    The Pastor gives the young man some advice:
    "Say nothing. Wear what she wants you to wear and do exactly as told. She has been planning this wedding since she was a little girl."

    The young man sniffles a bit and nods his head.





    The pastor then turns to the Bride to be.





    "Now, About the Honeymoon, Say Nothing, Wear what he wants you to wear and do exactly what he wants you to do. He has been planning this since he was a little boy." [booze]
     
  2. evilgijoe88

    evilgijoe88 Monkey+++

    i think someone should have told my ex wife that. [beat] <---was my honeymoon
     
  3. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Not bad :)
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Good advice.
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If I posted the advice my Grandmother gave me 15 minutes before my wedding, this would have to be moved to the inferno.. [whistle2]




    Heck of a Woman , Lydie Lesesne.....
    I miss her all the time....
     
  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    So put it there, inquiring minds want to know what advice you didn't listen to -- [booze][booze]
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Oh, I listened!

    She was brilliant... [angel]
     
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    You've got my curiosity raised, too. Do tell.

    ETA; Genius!
     
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