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Pregnant Turkey

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 12, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    People really really need to leave me alone... :rolleyes:

    Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house
    for the traditional holiday feast.

    Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a
    trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and
    asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it.

    When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of
    the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted
    it into the turkey. Then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the
    bird(s) back into the oven.

    When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of
    the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit
    something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.

    With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
    "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

    At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically.

    It took the entire family almost two hours to convince her that
    turkeys lay eggs!

    My sister is a BLONDE.
  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: That's funny! Sounds like my family.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Now that's a good one!
  4. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    I know someone like that and she is not a blonde, only I don't think you'd ever convince her turkeys lay eggs.
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