Prepared in

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Nadja, Dec 17, 2010.

  1. Nadja

    Nadja RIP 3-11-2013 Forum Leader

    Being Prepared In Texas

    This old story out of Texas. Seems a guy cruises thru a stop sign, or whatever, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.
    "Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"
    "Yes, I am."
    "Well then, better tell me what you got."
    Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

    "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else ?"

    "Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

    "Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

    "Well then, what are you afraid of...?"
    "Not a damn thing..."
  2. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    [LMAO] - Waiting for someone else to tell you this is a day late and a $ short. I posted this a couple of days ago, only to be informed that someone else had posted it previously (or 2 someones...) Awesome joke though!
  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    Well crap Falcon, you beat me to it......lolb::b::
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