Prepper's 12 Days of Christmas

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by misha2point5, Dec 2, 2012.


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  1. misha2point5

    misha2point5 Fixer of Marines

    Wandering mind while working around the house:

    The Twelve Days of Christmas

    On the first day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    A hand crank NOAA radio

    On the second day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the third day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the fourth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the fifth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the sixth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the seventh day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the eighth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Eight small game snares
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the ninth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Nine fire starters
    Eight small game snares
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the tenth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Ten rain catch barrels
    Nine fire starters
    Eight small game snares
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the eleventh day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Eleven charcoal filters
    Ten rain catch barrels
    Nine fire starters
    Eight small game snares
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, my prepper gave to me
    Twelve firearms
    Eleven charcoal filters
    Ten rain catch barrels
    Nine fire starters
    Eight small game snares
    Seven bags of brown rice
    Six D-cell flashlights
    550 cord
    Four sleeping bags
    Three folding knives
    Two pop-up tents
    And a hand crank NOAA radio

    :)
     
  2. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Ok that was hilarious.
     
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    And a nice stache of stuff.....
     
  4. TheEconomist

    TheEconomist Creighton Bluejay Site Supporter+

    water reserves...check!
     
  5. hedger

    hedger Monkey+

    I'm liking this a lot!

    Kudos for this creative production.
     
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]
     
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