President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance 11/4/2005 - Shelby Trial President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any day now", said Bush. Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control. The general admitted that 5 marines may be overkill but he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene. He stated he was having a hard time finding even one marine to help those ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought that he could persuade a few women marines to do the job before they went on pregnancy leave. President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our marines out of there as soon as possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them. The least they stand out the better. In an unrelated matter, President Bush told reporters that he was considering a "Flu for Oil" Program to ease our country's energy problem and prevent the upcoming pandemic. Nobody had a clue as to what the hell he was talking about.
Nope, can''t send Marines before the "dialog" and hand wringing is completed. Maybe a couple sophomore ROTC cadets could establish a beachhead under the Arc de Triomphe for an actual invasion by some Louisiana Sherrif's Deputies with attitudes and some leg irons for a chain gang road crew. On the other hand, why not have the UN send in some Chinese troops that know how to make things work, a la Tienahmen Square? THAT should be an eye opener.
