President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry." The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir!"