President Bush

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Feb 10, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, carrying a baby pig under each arm.

    The squared-away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

    The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry."

    The squared-away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir!"
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I dont know, I think the other guy got ripped off. [ROFL]
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    How could he tell the difference?
     
  4. ghrit

    ghrit Old, mean, and nasty Administrator Founding Member

    Girth.

    The way I heard it the first time, it was Hillary and Chelsea, and Klinton was the prez.

    Still funny -- b:: b::
     
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    That's right, the pigs were actually small enough for him to get one under each arm.
     
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