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President Hillary

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Feb 3, 2007.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    One sunny day in 2008, an old man approached the White House from across
    >Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
    >
    > He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in
    >and meet with President Hillary Clinton.
    >
    > The Marine replied, "Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't
    >reside here."
    >
    > The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
    >
    > The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to
    >the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary
    >Clinton".
    >
    > The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton
    >is not President and doesn't reside here."
    >
    > The man thanked him and again walked away . . .
    >
    > The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
    >very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
    >Hillary Clinton."
    >
    > The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
    >said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
    >speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.
    >Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you
    >understand?"
    >
    > The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing
    >your answer!"
    >
    > The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
    >
    > "See you tomorrow."
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [fnny]
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [touchdown] [boozingbuddies] [winkthumb] biglaff biglaff [tongue] [tongue] laff laff
     
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Great one [fnny] [winkthumb]
     
  5. GoatLady

    GoatLady Lock and load

    Awwwww, c'mon. She's not THAT bad. She's just a little moody since that house fell on her sister
     
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  6. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    [fnny][LMAO][LMAO]


    Good to see ya back around the place GoatLady (ya actually missed several goat threads in the last week).
     
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  7. GoatLady

    GoatLady Lock and load

    Crazy busy the last few days, also needing to cut down on the time on the 'puter a bit
     
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