Presidents' Day I was eating lunch with my 6-year-old and I asked her, "What is the 20th of February?" She answered, "Presidents' Day!" I asked her: "What does Presidents' Day mean?" and I waited for something about Washington or Lincoln. She replied, "Presidents' Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of unemployment!" You know, it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!