OVER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MOSES SAID TO THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL, "PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL, MOUNT YOUR ASSES AND CAMELS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND." NEARLY 75 YEARS AGO, ROOSEVELT SAID: " LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVELS, SIT ON YOUR ASSES, AND LIGHT UP A CAMEL. THIS IS THE 'PROMISED LAND." NOW, OBAMA HAS STOLEN YOUR SHOVEL, TAXED YOUR ASSES, RAISED THE PRICE OF CAMELS, AND MORTGAGED THE " PROMISED LAND." " Compromise is the art of cutting a cake so that everyone believes he or she got the biggest piece.. "