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PROMISED LAND

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by gettingoldsucks, May 14, 2010.


  1. gettingoldsucks

    gettingoldsucks Monkey+

    OVER FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO, MOSES SAID TO THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL,
    "PICK UP YOUR SHOVEL, MOUNT YOUR ASSES AND CAMELS, AND I WILL LEAD YOU TO THE PROMISED LAND."
    NEARLY 75 YEARS AGO, ROOSEVELT SAID: " LAY DOWN YOUR SHOVELS, SIT ON YOUR ASSES, AND LIGHT UP A CAMEL. THIS IS THE 'PROMISED LAND."
    NOW, OBAMA HAS STOLEN YOUR SHOVEL, TAXED YOUR ASSES, RAISED THE PRICE OF CAMELS, AND MORTGAGED THE " PROMISED LAND." [ROFL]


    " Compromise is the art of cutting a cake so that everyone believes he or she got the biggest piece.. "
     
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