Proper Southern Lady...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 30, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The lady was a Southern Baptist who attended services and taught
    Sunday School every week.

    On one Sunday, an out of town acquaintance, a gentleman, was in the pew right behind her. He noted what a fine looking woman she was.
    While they were taking up the collection, the man leaned forward and
    said,

    "Hey, how about you and I having dinner on Tuesday?"
    "Why Yes, that would be nice," the lady responded.

    Well, the gentleman couldn't believe his luck. On Tuesday he picked the lady up and took her to the finest restaurant in that part of South Carolina.
    When they sat down, the gentleman looked over at her and
    suggested, "Would you like a cocktail before dinner?"
    "Oh, no," said our circumspect fine example of southern womanhood,
    "What ever would I tell my Sunday School class?"

    Well, our gentleman was setback a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. When he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and asked, "Would
    you like a smoke?"
    "Oh my, goodness no," said the woman "I couldn't face my Sunday School class if I did?"

    Well, our boy felt pretty low after that, so they left, got in his car and as he was driving the lady home, they passed the local Holiday Inn.
    He'd been morally rebuffed twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose so he ventured forth with, "Ahhh ... mmmm how would you like to stop at this motel?"
    "Sure, that would be nice," she said in anticipation.

    The gentleman couldn't believe his ears, and did a fast U turn right then there and back to the motel and checked in.
    The next morning, after a wild and passionate night of the most incredible sex imaginable, the Gentleman awoke first. He looked at the lovely Dixiedarling lying there in the bed and with remorse thought,"What the hell have I done?"

    He shook her awake and pleaded, "I've got to ask you one thing, whatever are you going to tell your Sunday School class?"

    The lady said, "The same thing I always tell them.
    "You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time."
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I wondered what your definition of a proper southern lady was going to be [peep] - Since you didn't attribute this one to "friends."
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Huh?




    must be that hair color I had put in today..... :oops:
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
  5. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I feel so stupid....


    duh...

    LMAO! [ROFL] I am allowed to have blonde moments now and then....

    Oh God.... :oops:
     
  7. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b::
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Knock it off...I just stuck up for you..... [tng2]


















    I can't believe I didn't get that... :rolleyes:
     
  9. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    ;)
     
  10. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :shock:
     
  11. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    What????? :D
     
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