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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Quigley_Sharps, Feb 8, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


    A woman
    went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've
    some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in

    The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk
    into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. "Well daughter,
    we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go
    so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club
    and have a martini."

    After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
    little less somber. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were
    eventually approached by some of the woman 's old friends, who were curious as to
    what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were

    drinking to her impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends
    were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

    After the friends
    left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Momma, I thought you said
    you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of
    AIDS." The woman said, "I don't want any of those HUSSIES sleeping with
    your father after I'm gone."

    NOW--- That's "Putting Your Affairs in

  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Now there was just no need for that at all! Bitter woman.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Now that's planning ahead! :lol:
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    m/y wife got a kickout of that too....I just don't understand some women.:rolleyes:
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