Questions that haunt us!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Apr 13, 2010.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT US!




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    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?


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    Can you cry under water?


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    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


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    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


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    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


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    Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?


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    What disease did cured ham actually have?


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    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


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    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up like every two hours?


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    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


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    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


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    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


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    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway..



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    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?


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    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?


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    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?


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    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?


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    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


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    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!



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    If Wile E.. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


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    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


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    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


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    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


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    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


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    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your aSS?


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    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

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    Did you ever stop to think and forget to start again?








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  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?[applaud]

    Is there another word for synonym?[doh]

    If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
    [shrug]

    Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
    [dunno]

    Whose cruel idea was it for the word
    lisp to have an "s" in it?
    [raspberry]

    How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
    [gone]
    If convenience stores are open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?[lock]

    If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?[notworking]
    Why are there flotation devices under airline seats instead of parachutes?[sinking]
    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?:love:
     
  3. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?[gone]
     
  4. jungatheart

    jungatheart Beginner's Mind

    Where does the white go when the snow melts?

    Why isn't nostalgia what it used to be?
     
  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    "Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your aSS?"

    Now THAT is a DEEP thought! [winkthumb]

     
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