Quote of the week

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Oltymer, Jan 27, 2017.

  1. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey++

    When asked what he thinks about General Mattis being considered for Secretary of Defense, Rob O'Neill (the man who killed Bin Laden), said, "General Mattis has a bear rug in his home but it is not dead, it is just afraid to move".
  2. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Not an original..
    But I will take General Mattis over Chuck any day of the week.
  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

  4. Thunder5Ranch

    Thunder5Ranch Monkey+++

    "Man with itchy butt not wipe well, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger. Don't be man with stinky finger!" Some sign my wife hung over the toilet. My wife scares Mattis and Chuck Norris.
  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

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