When asked what he thinks about General Mattis being considered for Secretary of Defense, Rob O'Neill (the man who killed Bin Laden), said, "General Mattis has a bear rug in his home but it is not dead, it is just afraid to move".
"Man with itchy butt not wipe well, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger. Don't be man with stinky finger!" Some sign my wife hung over the toilet. My wife scares Mattis and Chuck Norris.