Radar Detectors

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by melbo, Aug 23, 2005.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    My Detector sometimes alerts LASER when I'm leaving my house. I'm at the bottom of a mile long Dirt road with almost no neighbors.

    THink someone is using a LASER mic on one of my front windows? This has happened around 6-7 times. No alarm systems around.

    [tinfoil101]
     
  2. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    Don't know. If it IS a remote listening device, an easy low tech way to defeat it is to tape a....hmmm...how to say this...ummm..."feminine solo pleasure device"...to the window and turn it on when discussing private matters....a remote listening device will only hear the rattling against the window and not the sounds behind it.
     
  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    dual use is very important for survival. Better get some extra batteries!
     
  4. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    "Romulus to Ceasar; come in."
    Romulus, this is Ceasar; go ahead."
    " Ceasar, Suspect appears to have a giant electric penis attached to his window; Over"
    "The Prick! Curses, foiled again by sex-tech."NO!!
    SEX_TECH: Makers of fine anti-surveilance and other multi-use devices!
     
  5. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    Ceasar, this is Romulus...suspect heading your way....he appears to have some sort of beads.....Good luck Ceasar I'm out of here. They don't pay me enough for this shit. Romulus out.
     
  6. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Oh man.... I got a great visual on that... Justification to check out the local porn shop tomorrow.... beads...lol

    [ROFL] [ROFL]
     
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Lasers arey not real effective against just an outside window, you hear leaves rustling and trucks passing interior sounds are pretty buried but if you shoot a styrofoam cup half full of water on the table they rock; they are line of sight too so you could just take a good walk around...Or bring the detector inside and check your windows.can't guarantee it would find it, depends on the frequency (wavelength).It is alight (lidar) detector? microwave ( plain rf radar) signals bounce around a bit.

    With advances in techmnology since I was playing:
    "If you are important enough to persue in the first place:"If they want you they can get you."phones are not tapped like the b movies, every phone can be tapped., they merely get awarrant(?) and have the central office send an extension of your line into their office,its completely undetectable, no clicks, noises or other myths.You have to just assume every landline is tapped.
     
  8. MbRodge

    MbRodge Monkey+++

    Assume a land is tapped, and remember that the FBI decided you don't even have to have a warrant to listen in on a cell phone. Since cell phones are designed to be used in public the courts have ruled that there is "no expectation of privacy" to a cell phone conversation thus it can be monitored WITHOUT a warrant.
     
  9. duanet

    duanet Monkey+++

    Now try explaining to your wife that Homeland Security just outlawed "femine pleasure devices" because the the Islimist Jihad was using them to foil window lazer readers. Well you know honey that no man could please 69 or whatever number of virgins he is supposed to have in heaven and he just has to take a few of those "things" with him so he can get some sleep nights and the government decided that if he can't take those "things" with him to heaven, he will have to forgoe that date with the suicide belt in order to be able to get some sleep and that will protect us from the dreaded terrorists.

    The sad thing is that makes as much sense as everything else the government says it is doing to protect us.
     
  10. Ommega

    Ommega Monkey+++

    Lasers are not real effective against just an outside window, you hear leaves rustling and trucks passing interior sounds are pretty buried but if you shoot a styrofoam cup half full of water on the table they rock; they are line of sight too so you could just take a good walk around...Or bring the detector inside and check your windows.can't guarantee it would find it, depends on the frequency (wavelength).It is alight (lidar) detector? microwave ( plain rf radar) signals bounce around a bit.

    With advances in techmnology since I was playing:
    "If you are important enough to persue in the first place:"If they want you they can get you."phones are not tapped like the b movies, every phone can be tapped., they merely get awarrant(?) and have the central office send an extension of your line into their office,its completely undetectable, no clicks, noises or other myths.You have to just assume every landline is tapped.

    Hey Tango,

    Right on again Tango, Here is more bad news.....The phones don't have to be off the hook either!
    More bad news that was top secret and may still be?
    They (me too) were using wall penetrating imagery to randomly snoop into folks homes.
    I quit the program after I was trained; On constitutional grounds.

    More secret sh*t...
    While in school back in the 70's a fellow colleague and I stayed after class to ask the professor some questions.
    The statment from my friend to the professor was that his brother-in -law was working on a ray gun at an Army base in MD.
    He went on to describe how it was built and how it worked.

    Bullets leave a ballistic fingerprint, but this device did NOT!
    Anyone could build this thing.

    All you'll need is a magnetron to produce the micro-wave (as a flesh penetrating carrier beam) and a parabolic reflector.

    Now here is the hard part.....
    You will need to experiment with many deferent frequencies to find the one that will make the subject go limp or stiff as you desire.

    Remember ......NO trace of foul play with this toy! Sonny Bono runs into a tree....Who will run off the road?

    If the American people ever figure out how much they do not know, there would be a outcry of discontent.
    [elim]
    NOTHING JUST HAPPENS IN POLITICS!
    Your "tin hat" Bud,
     
  11. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    computerized phone switches
    and desk units are evil and highly vulnerable. nuff said.

    I know they are listening to my fillings...b::[peep][tf]
     
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