Rapture

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, May 21, 2011.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Gone?
    gone.
     
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  2. radpug

    radpug Monkey+

  3. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Actually i've just been resurrected.... apparently the social security administration determined that i'' deceased 4 days ago ... friday i was resurected with the help of my passport, ss card and two other forms of picture id... no angels where used in this resurection so i'm not sure if it counts....:D
     
  4. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    I had ribs tonight... yummy.
     
  5. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    i felt very uplifted when i was walkin in the woods
    does that count?
     
  7. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    Farting doesn't count.. :p
     
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  8. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    I was going to say "No that was the beans you ate for lunch..." Nice one Rev!
     
  9. TXKajun

    TXKajun Monkey+++

    Yah, I knew this rapture stuff wasn't all it was cra
     
  10. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I'll bet that the "Blondie" video was something,....I can't tell, NO sound....as usual!
     
  11. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    looks like he went poofies mid sentence.. [alien]
     
  12. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Maybe the only Monkey, that got Raptured.... We will see if he shows back up here, with the rest of US sinners.....
     
  13. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    I'm still here, neighbors are still here...... reckon this is our own little slice of Heck........ [stirpot]
     
  14. Ivan

    Ivan Monkey++

    th rapture really did happen yesterday. no one qualified.
     
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  15. radpug

    radpug Monkey+

    sounds like your on to something.
    now i keep having a song in my head,
    "I'm still standing yeah yeah yeahI'm still standing yeah yeah yeah"(y)
     
  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Failed Prophecies are a dime a dozen

    Apparently this dufus who bought the world this failed prophecy is "looking for answers"....meanwhile the gullible dufuses who bought the prophecy hook, line and sinker, and who left jobs and sold assets....are looking for jobs.

    It wasn't the first time, and it will certainly not be the last time that faith triumphs over reason in promising heaven, nirvana, paradise or whatever....without delivering.
     
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  17. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Faith that depends on a living interpreter is subject to distortion due to mistaken readings or ignoring the rest of the story (or both.) So, of course, you are right, Chelly, those "promises" are founded in bu****it and balderdash by ax grinders.
     
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

  19. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

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  20. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Oh Goody, I can have 5 more months of humor, at their expense, and then watch it happen, AGAIN.... YMMV......
     
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