Reality Series Casting Notice

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by fjproductions, Sep 19, 2016.

  1. fjproductions

    fjproductions Monkey

    Survival Experts:

    Are you the ultimate outdoorsman? Can you feed yourself in the wild? Build a log cabin? Grow your own food? If you think that you are the MacGyver of the outdoors, have extreme tenacity, unmatched subsistence skills, and are looking to embark on the experience of a lifetime, WE WANT YOU!

    We’re casting people for a bold new television survival existence show for a major cable TV network. If you think that you have the endurance to conquer the wild… then, we want to hear from you this week!

    Send us your name, age, picture, contact info, location and a description of your expertise. All submissions should be sent to BY September 30th.
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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    This has been tried before, and has failed to find volunteers. Any member that wants to contact you may do so, but you should expect little, as most of our members are very conscious of OPSEC.
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2016
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Chicken Ghrit... we would have just said hello. ;)

    I am ready for the big screen... let me figure out this email thing... :p

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  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Been there, Done that... and not interested in doing it again, anytime soon.....
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  5. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Glad someone unlocked the thread. We don't need big brother type censorship as we ate all adults here with minds of our own.
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2016
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  6. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    You missed the point of the unlocking, then disproved your own point with your post. This thread, with my assistance, will continue off the rails. Thanx for the comic relief. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
    If you wish to carry this train of thought further, please use a convo.
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2016
  7. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    Guess I'll need to dust off the ol' loin cloth and start knapping a new spearhead. Hollywood here I come!
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  8. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Is your reality show going to be anything like this?

    hunger1. The shows producers recruit volunteers.

    hunger2. One of the volunteers changes the rules, raises three fingers in the air and somebody whistles.

    Before you know it, that single moment of dissent creates an army willing to fight and die for one survivor.

    hunger4. And so, I turn and whistle...and await for the army to join me in battle.

    hunger5. We go after the producers and kill them to the last, with smiles on our faces and incredibly well done makeup and wardrobe and special effects.

    hunger6. And then we all dress up for a group photo, followed by tea and fornication.

    THE END.

    If it's not going to be like this, then I must graciously abstain from accepting your offer. For real.
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  9. AxesAreBetter

    AxesAreBetter Monkey+++

    I still want to here what they are offering...because if they can't lay it out here, I ain't holering at them.
  10. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    tea and fornication? I am soooooo in!
    Do ya'll need any ultimate lumberjacks (like my dear ma-ma)? I chop down trees, wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
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  11. GOG

    GOG Free American Monkey

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  12. Meat

    Meat Monkey+++

    My own show. Sweet. What could go wrong?[afro]
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  13. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    The end??? Sounds like it was just getting fun.
  14. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus

    Well, as long as you discount the STDs from all the free sex, then yeah, it'd be a blast I guess...
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  15. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Especially when momma finds out and grabs the shotgun....
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  16. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    Wondered what happened to all the adults...but didn't get invited to the dinner I guess.
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  17. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think ghrits point has been well proven. However, carry on with the tea and fornication. [tea2][do-it]
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  18. MountainMariner

    MountainMariner Clearly Ambiguous

    I can also sing and dance if we go to Broadway.
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  19. RightHand

    RightHand Been There, Done That RIP 4/15/21 Moderator Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    In the loin cloth I hope, with folies bergere de paris in mind, and including a spirited Can-Can
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  20. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    Are you sure you want to see some of these guys in a loin cloth? Eeeeek! Where did I put my eye bleach?
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