Recent orders to Troops in Iraq

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Aug 17, 2005.


  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    RECENT ORDERS TO TROOPS IN IRAQ.

    To: All Commands
    Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

    Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K

    1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

    2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

    "Eat Pork Or Die"
    [both English and Arabic versions]

    "Shrine Busters"
    [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

    "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy"
    [Both English and Arabic versions]

    "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more."
    [Both English and Arabic versions]

    The road to Paradise begins with me."
    [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

    Guns don't kill people. I kill people."
    [Both Arabic and English versions]

    "Pork. The other white meat.'
    [Arabic version]

    "Infidel"
    [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]



    3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive.


    4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

    "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." and
    "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

    5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
     
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  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I think I will start dipping my hydra-shoks in pork lard.............just in case.
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [ditto] :lol:
     
  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :rolleyes:
     
  5. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Somebody please find me a tank top that says this...

    Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy"
    [Both English and Arabic versions]

    I will pay for it!!! Good American currency...

    Damn that's good!!!

    Napalm in the morning, makes your sinuses feel good! b::
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Maybe if you will post a pic wearing it............. b:: b:: :sneaky:
     
  7. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You find one I'll actually post a picture of me wearing it - and I hate taking picture of me - and I do mean I hate pictures of me in any shape and form.
     
  8. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'm working on it. Tough to find though.
     
  9. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Make it an extra large E.L. if you find one. It has to fit across my chest.
     
  10. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :shock: :oops: b::
     
  11. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I did find this one, and though it was funny.
    koran_786.
     
  12. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  13. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You could always go to a local Tshirt shop and have the text put on one reasonable. Other than that I think Walli world has the printer paper and software so you can print iron on stuff, I know have seen that stuff before, and you could develope it on the PC as wanted, print it and iron it on.
     
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