RECENT ORDERS TO TROOPS IN IRAQ. To: All Commands Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K 1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt. 2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East: "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions] "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.] "Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and Arabic versions] The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs] Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English versions] "Pork. The other white meat.' [Arabic version] "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.] 3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. 4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message: "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800 Daily." and "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?" 5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training upon receipt.
Somebody please find me a tank top that says this... Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions] I will pay for it!!! Good American currency... Damn that's good!!! Napalm in the morning, makes your sinuses feel good!
You find one I'll actually post a picture of me wearing it - and I hate taking picture of me - and I do mean I hate pictures of me in any shape and form.
You could always go to a local Tshirt shop and have the text put on one reasonable. Other than that I think Walli world has the printer paper and software so you can print iron on stuff, I know have seen that stuff before, and you could develope it on the PC as wanted, print it and iron it on.
