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Recently Approved Drugs....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jan 27, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Anti-talksident - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used
    on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total

    St. Mom's Wart - Plant extract that treats Mom's depression by
    rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

    Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates
    melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as
    teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.

    Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups
    Swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases
    Intelligence and improves flirting.

    Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo can cause dangerously low I.Q.
    causing enjoyment of country western music.

    Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling
    road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls is highly
    Effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines and reducing money spent
    on makeup.

    Menicillin - Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases
    resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better
    person... can we get naked now?"

    Buyagra - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases
    potency and duration of spending spree.

    Extra Strength Buy-one-all - When combined with Buyagra can cause
    an indiscriminant buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come
    home with a Donny Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.

    Jack Asspirin - Relieves the headache caused by people who can't
    remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.

    Sexcedrin - Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than
    Excedrin in treating the, "Not now dear, I have a headache," syndrome.

    Ragamet - When administered to a husband provides the same
    Irritation as ragging on him all weekend saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

    Men-Gay - A rub-in ointment that enables single women to identify
    Who to cross off the dating pool.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

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