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Redneck Computer Terms

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 14, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Redneck computer terms or


    Technology for Country Folk...

    1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

    2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

    3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

    4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

    5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

    6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much

    7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

    8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

    9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

    10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

    11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

    12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

    13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

    14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

    15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

    16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

    17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

    18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

    19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

    20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

    21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

    22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

    23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

    24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
    paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

    25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO I resemble most of those!
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