Redneck Computer Terms

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Dec 14, 2005.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Redneck computer terms or

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    Technology for Country Folk...


    1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.


    2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.


    3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.


    4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.


    5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.


    6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
    farwood.


    7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.


    8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.


    9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.


    10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.


    11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.


    12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.


    13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.


    14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.



    15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.


    16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.


    17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.


    18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.


    19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.


    20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.


    21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.


    22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine


    23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"


    24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
    paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.


    25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.
     
  2. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LMAO I resemble most of those!
     
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