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Redneck Fishing

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Gator 45/70, Jun 8, 2011.


  1. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Central Mississippi as he started to drive his boat away from a lake.*
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    **The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?"*
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    **"Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers.*
    **These here are my pet fish."*
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    **"Pet fish??"*
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    **"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."*
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    **"What a line of bull....you're under arrest."*
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    **The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment Man. I'll show ya! We do this all the time!!"*
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    **"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"*
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    **The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"*
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    **"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.*
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    **The warden asked, "When are you going to call them back?"*
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    **"Call who back?"*
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    **"The FISH," replied the warden!*
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    **"Whut fish?" asked the redneck ​

     
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  2. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    HAHAhahahahahahahahaha
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [respect]
     
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