Redneck Gopher Getter

Discussion in 'The Green Patch' started by Mountainman, Oct 14, 2015.


  1. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    When I have some gophers that need killin this is how I get r done.

    Items required:
    4 wheeler
    bungee cord
    old rag
    canister vacuum extensions
    garden hose splitter
    duct tape (of course)
    garden hose
    gopher that needs killin

    Once the setup is complete I run on idle for 10 minutes, pull hose and keep hole covered.

    **Note** Some of you are probably thinking that a rag on the muffler will catch on fire. Disclaimer: Mine does not get that hot, yours might. Use something else that is non flammable. I also only use mine right by the house and in the garden where there are water hoses within a few steps ready to go.


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    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
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  2. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Moderator Moderator Site Supporter++

    Amazing. Very creative.
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Poor, poor gopher..... I am calling PETA. [sarc2]

    Well done @Mountainman !!
     
  4. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    The people I show it to laugh, but it works. Figured I would post it here for information and a little comedy.
     
  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    It's a gas, man. Totally.[gasmask]
     
  6. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    I would rather shoot them to have some fun. Since that does not work out, kill em all and let the worms sort em out.
     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    "Stop gassing me man.....or I am coming for your woman." Gopher Esq.
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  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I hope you use unleaded gas...it's kinder on the environment...even if not greatly kinder on the gophers. ;)
     
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  9. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Exterminated and "smoked" gopher at the same time.
     
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  10. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    I PROTEST THIS INHUMANITY!!!!![YD]
    [lolol]
    P.S. Where's the dead culprit?
     
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  11. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    excellent post
     
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  12. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    I am forced to take drastic measures!!
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  13. Altoidfishfins

    Altoidfishfins Monkey++

    Where I used to live we had problems with badgers. Game and Fish department gave us some gas bombs that could be buried in the badger's burrow and ignited with a fuse routed above the ground. When they burned, they gave off copious amounts of CO which is the same idea you're using on the gophers with the ATV.

    Trick was to catch them when they were in the burrows because they'd dig in search of food, usually ground squirrels and yes, gophers. Once they got what they were after, they'd move along and it was too late.
     
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  14. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    LOL!!! Sorry about that. Let me know what hole your in and I'll let you escape. [gone]
     
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  15. AD1

    AD1 Monkey+++

    They like swimming too
     
  16. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    Hidden video..



     
    Last edited: Oct 15, 2015
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  17. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    "License to kill gophers, by the government of the united nations"???

    What did he know:cool:
     
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  18. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Best thread this month! its a gopher trap!
     
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  19. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    A little tannerite might be fun!!!

     
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  20. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Okay Gopherman I have to ask, why did you pick that name?
     
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