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Redneck Medical Terms..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jul 13, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    yep...


    Benign........................ What you be after you be eight.
    Artery.........................The study of paintings.
    Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
    Cesarean Section...............A neighborhood in Rome.
    CAT Scan.......................Searching for Kitty.
    Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.
    Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
    D&C............................Where Washington is.
    Dilate.........................To live long.
    Enema..........................Not a friend.
    Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula.........................A small lie.
    Genital........................Non-Jewish person.
    G. I. Series...................World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
    Impotent.......................Distinguished, well known.
    Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
    Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
    Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
    Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
    Node...........................Something ya knew all along.
    Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
    Pap Smear......................A slur against yer Daddy's honor.
    Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
    Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
    Recovery Room..................Place to do re-upholstery.
    Rectum.........................Darn near totaled the pick-up.
    Secretion......................Hiding something.
    Seizure........................Roman emperor.
    Tablet.........................A small table.
    Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
    Tumor..........................More than one.
    Urine..........................Opposite of "yer out."
    Varicose.......................Near by/close by.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
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