Redneck Woman

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 19, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Martina McBride, Lee Ann Womack and Gretchen Wilson are traveling together when their car breaks down.
    They go to a nearby farm and ask if they can spend the night, The farmer says sure but there’s only room for two of you in the house so one of you will have to sleep in the barn.
    Lee Ann says 'I love animals, i'll do it'. A couple of minutes later they hear a knock at the door, it's Lee Ann, she say's 'there’s a cow out there I can't sleep with cows'.
    Martina says 'I love cows i'll do it'. A couple minutes later they hear a knock at the door, it's Martina she say's 'there’s a pig out there I can't sleep with pigs'.
    Gretchen says 'Fine I'll do it I'm not scared of no cows or no pigs'’ “I’m a redneck woman”
    A couple minutes later they hear a knock at the door, it's the cow and the pig.












    ok..so I've done better..but that song just irritates me to no end... :D
     
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