Rednecks can be compassionate

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jul 28, 2006.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Three Rednecks were working on a tall TV tower-Catfish, Hoss and Bubba.
    Catfish fell off and was killed instantly.

    As the ambulance took the body away, Hoss says, "Someone should go and tell
    his wife."

    Bubba says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it." Two
    hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Boss says, "Where did you get that, Bubba?"

    "Catfish's wife gave it to me," Bubba replies.

    "That's unbelievable. You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave
    you beer?"

    Well, not exactly", Bubba says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,
    You must be Catfish's widow'."

    She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

    And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

  3. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    I can't tell which is funnier, the joke or the picture. Oh well, go for broke. Both had me crackin' up. :D
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The joke...

    I stole it for my Buffett board... :D
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member


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