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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Jul 2, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    "Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?"
    "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is
    hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

    "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house.
    They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they
    bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil
    and leave.

    The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here
    is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!"
    "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep."
    "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
    (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)
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